Welcome to 2009

by crackpipe

This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: “Thanks, we’ll pass it on to quality control.”? Security policies help prevent some threats at the cost of slowing down processes and adding additional, potentially annoying, layers. It’s worth it when it’s necessary. So often lately, and this isn’t just online, it’s security for security’s sake, designed and written into policies by idiots, and subsequently injected into every process everywhere every fucking minute. For normal things, let’s be normal.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 2:00 PM
From:"crackpipe" <yahoo@yahoo.com>
To:"Yahoo! Mail Plus" <mail-plus-red@cc.yahoo-inc.com>

FYI, customers can use a search tool at the top of their email inbox to search their mail. In the set of search results, the "date" field is too narrow and cuts off the last two digits of the date. Customers are unable to view what year the mail came from. It appears unintentional, that the date field was just too few characters. Emailing because it's an easy fix in the code and customers will be happier. Note that the problem only appears when using the search tool; there's no problem in the normal "inbox".

Best,
-- crackpipe


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Friday, October 16, 2009 10:13 AM
From: "Yahoo! Mail Plus" <mail-plus-red@cc.yahoo-inc.com>
To: "crackpipe" <yahoo@yahoo.com>

Hello crackpipe,

Thank you for contacting Yahoo! Customer Care. Before I go into addressing your concern, I'd like to first apologize for the delay in my responding to your inquiry. We are committed to answering your questions as quickly and accurately as possible. However, we are currently receiving unusually high volumes which caused the delayed response.

I understand the Date column in the Yahoo! Mail search results page is too narrow. I apologize for any inconvenience caused.

Before proceeding, I'd like to verify some information so I can confirm your account ownership. I take this precaution to ensure the security of your account.

1. Your Yahoo! ID.
2. Your zip or postal code OR date of birth you entered when registering your Yahoo! ID.
3. Either the secret question and answer OR Alternate Email Address you specified when registering your Yahoo! ID.

For security reasons, I regret you will not be able to view the secret question and answer or the date of birth associated with this account.
However, you may determine/modify your alternate email address or zip code via the Account Information screen by signing in at the web URL below:

http://edit.yahoo.com/config/eval_profile

As an alternative, I suggest that you sign in to the Yahoo! Mail help page using the Yahoo! ID in question and resubmit the help request from there. This way, your account will be verified upon signing in.

You may use the web form below to resubmit your request:

If you are using All New Yahoo! Mail, please go here:

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/forms_index.html

If you are using Classic Yahoo! Mail, please go here:

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/mail/classic/forms_index.html

Please understand that these requirements exist only to protect the privacy and security of your account.

I'll be happy to assist you after matching this info with our records.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! Mail Premium Customer Care. Did you know as a Premium User you can chat live with us for support? Please visit us at the link below and click "Chat with us live now".

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/mail/yahoomail/forms_index.html

Regards,

Ralph

Yahoo! Mail Premium Customer Care

82336209

Mail Premium E2Y
Visit our online help pages at:

http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/mail/

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4 thoughts on “Welcome to 2009

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  2. Cracky-

    I hate when people follow dumb policies just because it’s the policy. The worst is when you inquire about a dumb rule and they point at a sign on the wall.

    Oh I see, it’s the policy, that’s why it’s the policy.

    Ah makes sense.

  3. This also happens when you have to deal with the automated messaging systems on the telephone. Thank you automated messaging, you have succeeded in making me so confused that I forgot what I have written about, or I have just given up because I don’t care enough to follow all your stupid procedures. THANKS.

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